I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The uberlube is also flammable
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
jump out the window naked night went bad
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