He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The air was thick with penises
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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