i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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