We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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