i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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