I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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