What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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