It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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