So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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