So drunk its hurt
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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