I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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