even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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