Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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