I want to have your abortion
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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