i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
