I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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