scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
