Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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