2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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