So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.