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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"

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• (516): View more from New York

  i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".

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• (818): View more from California

  two words...techno handjob

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Chalk up having sex in a car wash.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There were penises being pulled out everywhere.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.

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  Accurate.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Floor bacon is actually really good

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.

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