this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?