i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I touched a dick in church today