I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize