where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm lost and stupid without you.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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