hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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