I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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