the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
oh god was she eating orange peels again
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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