Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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