i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You ate ashes out of my bong
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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