VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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