so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
