come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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