And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
