remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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