eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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