oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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