Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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