next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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