do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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