I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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