Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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