Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
When are your genitals available?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
