Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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