I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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