i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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