Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.