On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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