I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Randomize
