her vagine was all disorganized.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Boobs are out for the taking
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
