Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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