His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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