I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.