I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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