: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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