If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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