i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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