i jhust puked up my retainher.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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