But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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